Greetings From the Interior.

Hiiiiii :) I'm Danyelle. I'm from Texas. I play pretend...study theater...same thing. I wait tables. I'm too sarcastic for my own good. Which isn't a good combination I've learned. I don't wear shoes. I'm high maintenance. I'm a little crazy, and not in the cute way. I'm okay with it if you are.

If you start dipping on the regular I’m not kissing you or having sex with you.

Ever.

I don’t care if that makes me a princess.

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

(Source: pregnat4, via thegirlincendio)

sh4ne:

weryoungforever:

hihowsyourlife:

clairesawyer:

life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo

i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex

no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z)

i like the google logo because it is colorful

(via chelseaisagiraffe)

laughingstation:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

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#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA


These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

OMFG

(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive, via -farmboy)